I’d like to remind everyone that commissions are always open and that my computer is still on fire.

etherforth:

Hello, marks and punters and friends alike! Did you know that at any moment, even now, you could be renting out the UNFATHOMABLE POWER contained in my hands? They hold a neutral judgement at the time, but you could sway them for good or evil. Neat, huh?

Times are hard, peers o’ mine. It’s getting tougher to convince various employers that a new graduate can be broke and trying to be financially independent at the same time. Loans are an advancing disaster, biding the months by breathing icily down my neck while I pore over craigslist. My computer is on fire.

So I turn to you.

You want an awesome pencil sketch of a portrait or scene or some awful thought you’ve had*? By gummit, that’s only $15!

You want me to lay down some sweet-lovin’ brushy inks on top of that? Mother of god, that’s $25!

Everyone loves color, especially my mastery of bruise-hued palettes! You want some color? LET ME OFF THIS RIDE CALLED LIFE, ONLY $35!

Work begins as soon as I receive payment, I accept paypal and if you’d like the original, you pay for shipping (of course, you’ll get a high-res scan, and these will be colored digitally.)

Email me at hdanforth [at] gmail [dot] com, and let’s start this beautiful relationship!

*Please keep it simple, unless there really is near-perfect reference for your ideal multi-craft space battle.